What? Monday?

The holidays were equal parts lazy and stressful, which is I suppose exactly what they're supposed to be. I don't have the energy to narrate the drama that has been the weather the past few weeks, but suffice to say I've never seen anything like it in western Oregon.

At the moment I seem to be suffering from the virus called I Partied Too Much on New Year's and The Following Few Days, Too. Symptoms include:

- Fatigue
- Inability to quench thirst, no matter how many gallons of water consumed
- Confusion as to date and time; internal clock stopped at an unknown time
- Confusion about nearly everything else
- Sore throat
- Absent mindedness, manifested primarily in the consistent misplacement of one's keys, wallet and phone
- Hair, clothes smell like bar

Fortunately, one of my classes is online only, allowing me to sleep in til 12:30 on Mondays (and Wednesdays and Fridays as well) and lounge around until I feel sufficiently well enough to venture out of doors and possibly into downtown. Yes, it's a rough life, this mid-twenties college student thing. ;)